What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup.What do sprinters eat before they race? Nothing.What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away? A receding hare line.What has ears but can’t hear? A cornfield!.What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? A con descending.What do cows most like to read? Cattle-logs.What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.What kind of cheese isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.What did one toilet say to another? You look flushed.What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!.What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.What do you call a boring dinosaur? A dino-snore!.What did the science book say to the math book? Wow, you’ve got problems.What kind of tree has a hand? A palm tree.Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn his alphabet? Because he always got lost at C.Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.Why did the robber jump in the shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.Why don’t you buy things with Velcro? It’s a rip-off.Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For drizzle!.Why did the photo go to jail? Because it was framed.